Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Some things you may have told yourself yesterday that really aren't true
The universe is conspiring against me.
She refused to eat breakfast this morning out of protest because I am such a rubbish mum.
There are only three things on my To Do list today and even they feel overwhelming.
I can't wait until my therapist returns from her holiday.
I'm dreading when my therapist returns from holiday.
I really should have my shit sorted by now.
I can't believe he's being so nice! Why would he be so helpful to me?
If I tell you how I'm really feeling, I will dissolve into the floor.
You don't give a shit anyway.
I must be the only person in the universe who finds it hard to pay a phone bill.
I should feel a lot worse about choosing not to exercise.
Stodge for lunch is the only way forward.
They are never going to live up to their end of the bargain.
I'm never going to get through this fug. Not even with a fire engine.
The world would very likely be better off without me.